Girl: Well is the new Bold20
Guy: Bold20 Dey ?
Girl: Yes
Guy: How much ?
Girl: Bought it for N300 thousand Guy: WTF! What can it do ?
Girl: It doesn’t go off, it has no battery, it
doesn’t
need a sim card to browse, it charges
through
solar WBU, what phone do you use ? Guy: well am using
Samsung Galaxy AIT
STV Nokia
Apple Windows iPhone 30
Girl: What! Which kind of phone is that ?
How
much ? Guy: Just N500 thousand
Girl: Babe are you serious ? What can it
do? Guy:
Hmmmmmm it can do a lot of things oh,
the phone
browses on it’s own, it has fridge, bedroom and
parlor inside, no need for charging, the
one i love
most is that it helps me do all the house
chores
and if am in the parlor watching a movie and the
phone is in my bedroom and it starts to
ring, the
phone will walk from the room to the
parlor
shouting my name saying i dey ring oh pick me pick me
Girl: Chai guy you can lie o
Guy: No be u start am. WHICH PHONE
AR U USING
…….No lie ooo
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