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Thursday, 21 July 2016
FUNNY JOKES YOU MUST READ
Girl: Well is the new Bold20
Guy: Bold20 Dey ?
Girl: Yes
Guy: How much ?
Girl: Bought it for N300 thousand Guy: WTF! What can it do ?
Girl: It doesn’t go off, it has no battery, it
doesn’t
need a sim card to browse, it charges
through
solar WBU, what phone do you use ? Guy: well am using
Samsung Galaxy AIT
STV Nokia
Apple Windows iPhone 30
Girl: What! Which kind of phone is that ?
How
much ? Guy: Just N500 thousand
Girl: Babe are you serious ? What can it
do? Guy:
Hmmmmmm it can do a lot of things oh,
the phone
browses on it’s own, it has fridge, bedroom and
parlor inside, no need for charging, the
one i love
most is that it helps me do all the house
chores
and if am in the parlor watching a movie and the
phone is in my bedroom and it starts to
ring, the
phone will walk from the room to the
parlor
shouting my name saying i dey ring oh pick me pick me
Girl: Chai guy you can lie o
Guy: No be u start am. WHICH PHONE
AR U USING
…….No lie ooo
Saturday, 30 January 2016
Monday, 7 September 2015
Korede Bello Challenges Floyd Mayweather To A Boxing Match
Korede Bello might be one of the coolest and soft hearted Nigerian singers out there, but it appears the Mavin singer has been working on his fighting skills.
The singer shared a photo from a shoot he’s doing for Telecomms giant, Globacomms.
We honestly don’t know why he’s rocking a boxing gear for the advert, but we know something interesting is brewing.
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